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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Options for Cat Owners (and their Masters)

(Originally posted on Wednesday, 19 March 2008)




Hmm... it seems that in today's advanced society, there are many options and accessories for cat owners and their masters... as a random Internet surf reveals. Let's take a look at some:
 
1) from
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How much is the kitty in the window? $22,000
Forget about Labradoodles, Puggles and Schnoodles. Costly crossbreed felines are the latest designer hybrid to hit the catwalk

from Jessica Dickler, CNNMoney.com staff writer

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The Ashera, an exclusive product of Brodie's firm, Lifestyle Pets, resembles a little leopard and can weigh up to 30 pounds. But it's more suited for lounging than stalking prey.
...
Brodie used a "secret recipe" to mix an African serval and Asian leopard cat with a domestic cat, to create the world's most expensive feline hybrid.
 
Although an Ashera costs $22,000 (plus $6,000 for the premium placement option, which will expedite kitten delivery by about six months) ...
 
In Malaysian Ringgit terms, that means about RM66,000++ for some exotic companionship.
Well I certainly hope their owners will give them lots of genuine care and affection.
 
Alright, that's it for exotic cat hybrids, next we take a look at some products..
.. looking at some of the wide selection of items, I would say that I would never even have thought that such products would even need to exist. However, it appears that such items in fact meet owner demand, being much-needed solutions to some intriguing problems. Case in point:
  
Recommended Cat Products: For-Bid 12 Doses
(intriguing name, isn't it? Which made me read on...)
 
  For-Bid 12 Doses Do you have a dog who enjoys visiting the litter box for some snacking? As unpleasant as it may seem to us, the stools produced by cats can actually be appealing to many of our canine companions. Unfortunately, it’s an unhealthy, unsanitary, and downright unpleasant habit. Forbid can be sprinkled on the cat’s food in order to make the stool unpalatable. The ingredients in Forbid work in the digestive system to give the stool a very unpleasant taste.
 
The short product blurb evokes an OMG! effect.. Note especially the last line: "work in the digestive system... to give the stool a very unpleasant taste". (As if stools do not already taste unpleasant.)
 
for other kitty products which you never knew existed (indeed, never knew that they even needed to exist)

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